Well, they got the apostrophes right:

Beware the Dangler

And what is a “toothcomb” exactly?

“C’mon. Give. What black art did they entangle you with? Satanism? Necromancy? Six Sigma?”
He leaned forward and whispered.
“Lexicography.”

It’s time for “Grammarnoir” from John E. McIntyre

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But never “violin!”

NYTimes, I say this needed a serial comma:

“…contend that successful groups share three traits: a superiority complex, feelings of insecurity and impulse control.”

Them do, eh?